I claim to be the best; Yeah, I surely am the finest
I care about everyone, and just so happen to be the kindest
The brightest of all stars, the tyrant-hating giant
My simple perspective is that the whole world is my client
And I'm trying, to make things better for everybody
I might from time to time move in with my well-trained army
I'm the only Big Brother, this house could use some order
And I need to able to move around freely uninhibited like water
Sometimes I play nice; Sometimes I play foul
Most times I play politics and get cheered by the home crowd
But I doubt that you'll ever understand my passion
You disagree with me, I'm gonna have to hit you with a few sanctions
Fight it all you want, but you really gotta be stupid
I'm justified - why act like you don't know I got so many interests?
But if you pledge your loyalty, oh! you'll be getting a lotta funding
I'll get my guys to make it happen, now tell me if that ain't something
You might say I brag and boast, well, I think you're kinda close
And every one of you knows that I am simply the most exposed
Everything revolves around me, I'm the sun - y'all are the planets
I'm so in control that I can wave both the stick and the carrot
Well, I gotta go now, I've got bigly fish to fry, many huuugely points to score
You'd be wise to roll with me for free, 'tis something people pay a million bucks for
Shoulder Chippin'
"Ego has no ending, has people pretending" - Q-Tip
